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Blitzkrieg are an English punk rock band, based in Southport and formed in 1979. They made a distinct contribution to the UK hardcore punk scene and have strong underground following.\nDespite the Nazi connotations of the name Blitzkrieg, German for \"Lightning-War\", they took a fiercely anti-Nazi stance.
"}{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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Jessico is the sixth album by Argentine rock group Babasónicos.
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{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
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