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{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}

{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}

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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

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